My day just continued to get better because I got to go to a
Women’s Olympic Soccer event right after. It was the quarter finals, Sweden vs
France game and it was intense! Everyone was decked out in Olympic gear, and
cheering like mad! I still can’t believe I got tickets to go see soccer!!! I’m
so lucky! However, they don’t have your typical sporting events food. They had
mince pies and something called “beefy drink”. I wasn’t too interested in
finding out what it was. I was almost tempted to ask for it and say, “May I
have the beefy drink? Be extra generous with the beef.” Just to see what they
would do. But alas, I held back. Especially since I’d had to drink it
afterwards!
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Striking a pose at the stadium! (I know the US didn't even play, but someone asked me to hold their flag) |
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Outside the stadium with my favorite bunk mate KIM!!! |
We headed back Edinburgh and thought we’d do some touring….
Commence the CRAZY HOMELESS WOMAN. I was walking to St.
Giles Cathedral with my friend Sarah. While walking, there was this woman that
offered us a red pill taped to a sheet of paper. She said, “Try the red one not
the blue!” It was… very random. We said “No thanks” and continued walking. It
was so bizarre that we started to chuckle and walk away. About 3 minutes later,
half a block up the street, there was this homeless woman. Rotting teeth,
grocery bags, crazed look in her eyes, truly the whole shebang. Apparently our
joy and carefree manner upset her deeply because she started to attack us. Yes.
I was attacked by a homeless woman.
I don’t know what it is about me, but I attract… danger?
Crazy people? Anyways… She grabbed my sweatshirt, started hitting Sarah and I,
grabbed Sarah’s hair, and just started beating down on us!!! We were just
trying to grab our stuff and get outta there! The whole time she was swearing
and yelling at us asking, “You think it’s funny? You think that’s (super
explicit word) funny??”
Uh… no. We don’t think it’s funny. We just wish you would
stop attacking us! I was all ready to fight back, but she seemed crazier than
what I like to associate with. So I just called it what it was, and skedaddled!
The best part was after running away, a man that had watched the whole fiasco
go down said, “Welcome to Edinburgh!!!” Well… thanks good sir! What a lovely
and interesting place!
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Dinner!!! I had Haggis (sheep stomach, a Scottish specialty) |
We finally gathered our thoughts, calmed down a bit, checked
ourselves for bruises, and decided to move on and check out the city some more!
It was very fun, and we had a fairly nice hostel.
We were in Edinburgh during the famous “Edinburgh Fringe
Festival”, it’s an event that goes on for about a month where some of the
“best” performers from around the world come and do comedy skits, plays, etc. I
would probably describe it as a meeting place of all of those weird theater
people that I use to hang out with that partied under the stairs and played
games like Pokémon and Dungeons and Dragons during lunch. Well all of those
people congregated and decided to put on a bunch of shows. It was weird.
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This show was called "No Pants Thursdays", just to give you an idea of some of the shows that were offered. Here are some of the stars! |
We went to a comedy show though that was pretty good. The
guy oddly enough made a joke about Mormons (can’t get away from it can I??)
Anyways, after the show my friends and I introduced ourselves and said that we
were oddly enough Mormons. His response? “Oh I’ve never met one before (as he
gently pats our arm) I thought you would have chops or something… well you are
just so cute I want to put you on a keychain and carry you around!” It was
pretty funny actually!
It was an insane day; I’m lovin’ Scotland!